Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
