How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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