Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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