I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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