No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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