ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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