Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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