i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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