my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
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Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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