Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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