physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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