hell yes lets make some ravioli
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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