I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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