good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
