You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
