I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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