so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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