Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I forget how to act sober
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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