and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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