i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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