please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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