Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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