Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Randomize
