so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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