Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
No subtext here. People are naked.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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