Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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