think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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