So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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