But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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