Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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