Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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