there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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