Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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