I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
he laminated a picture of his dick.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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