I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
