You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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