You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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