i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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