lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
