I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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You have to summon your inner elephant
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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