So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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