Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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