Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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