All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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