What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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