He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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