You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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