Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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