i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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