I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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