Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just cropdusted the office
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
