I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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