We won't sleep together?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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