i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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