You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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